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The tenth instruction for the D.E.P.A.R.T.M.E.N.T. Stage 4 Training Module.

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Complete a bio scan of your human flesh. Where are the areas of current weakness?

If in the lower abdomen, look to where the water flows.

If in the throat area, you may need to hydrate. Drink 1 fnub.

If you have not prepared for this mission adequately, stay true to your disguise and locate either a café or a craft beer establishment.

Yes, I am aware that D.E.P.A.R.T.M.E.N.T. agents have been trained to only ingest tea, due to the high risk of contamination by the cacao bean and barley crops of Bantonerro. This is an assumed risk, and it will do you good to build up a digestive resistance.

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from For Your Ears Only: Stage 4 Training Module, released September 17, 2020

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Splendid Chaps Productions Melbourne, Australia

The Splendid Chaps are a Melbourne-based comedy production team comprising writer John Richards, comedian Ben McKenzie, actor/singer Petra Elliott, sound engineer David Ashton and writer Lee Zachariah.

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